Merry Christmas, y'all...

I thought I'd post a few horrible Christmas songs here for your pleasure and enjoyment.  Most of them are old novelty songs that kept me in yuks when I was a lot younger than I am now.

I post this video every year because I find it hilarious.  The guy who made it is a genius.  The song is pretty funny, too.  I remember it from when I was a teen in the 80s.

Here's a new one for me.  Jan Terri, whose wonderfully weird "Ave Maria" video is on my Overeducated Housewife blog, also made a shitty song for Christmas a few years ago.  She made this in 2011...  where has it been all my life?

  

I watch this monstrosity every year, too.

"I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Going To Stink For Me)"

At 2:11, you can see Jimmy Osmond trying to be a teen idol as he sings "The Little Saint Nick" with four very modestly dressed dancers.

I would have posted "Christmas Shoes", but in Germany the video is not available... so instead, here's a funny comedy routine.  Lots of filthy language!

Here's a heart warmer for the holiday season...

I'm hoping you have a blessed holiday.... or at least a tolerable one.  Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to make egg nog.