Songs about penises... Perhaps I should retitle this Songs about Schlongs...

I'm feeling dickish today, so I figured I'd write about musical odes to male members.

I just discovered this song this morning.  It's called "The Penis Song".  Pretty funny stuff...

This is "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.  It's the only song my husband can do at karaoke.

This is "The Penis Song" by Monty Python...

"Letter to My Penis" by Rodney Carrington... this is the country version.  I like the jazzy one, too.

And the ever popular "Dickhead Song" by Miles Betterman...

Red Peters sings "When I Jerk Off, I Think of You"...  This could almost be elevator music.

Obviously, I need a new hobby...