My Name Is Eugene...

Oh my God... I found some real crap from the past tonight.

"Eugene" by Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band

Back in the 80s, when I was in high school, I listened to morning radio and this song was played all the time.  I don't think I've heard it since those days, but I was reminded of it tonight.  I went looking for it and sure enough, I found it.  It's not as funny as I remember it... It's basically a song about a loser who keeps trying to pick up chicks.  It was kind of an underground hit back in the day.  Red Peters does a funnier song called "Pullin' It All Night Long".

This is just a clip of his hit song...

Still, I'm pretty excited, since it's been awhile since I last curated some genuine crap from the past for this blog.  Now I have fresh hope.  Gonna have to keep looking for stuff nobody remembers.

Carpenter ants...

Hilarious singer-songwriter-comedian Red Peters posted this on Facebook today...

I had to rip it off because it's perfect for my Dungeon of the Past.

Songs about penises... Perhaps I should retitle this Songs about Schlongs...

I'm feeling dickish today, so I figured I'd write about musical odes to male members.

I just discovered this song this morning.  It's called "The Penis Song".  Pretty funny stuff...

This is "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.  It's the only song my husband can do at karaoke.

This is "The Penis Song" by Monty Python...

"Letter to My Penis" by Rodney Carrington... this is the country version.  I like the jazzy one, too.

And the ever popular "Dickhead Song" by Miles Betterman...

Red Peters sings "When I Jerk Off, I Think of You"...  This could almost be elevator music.

Obviously, I need a new hobby...